Spencer’s Oscar Picks

I am going to be posting a massive review of Mad Max: Fury Road on Sunday because it’s the best movie of all time – so to keep you entertained until then, here are my Oscar Picks for the season (Editor’s note: Spencer wasn’t able to finish his review of Mad Max before the big day – just know that he really, like, REALLY, enjoyed it). The bolded name is who I think is going to win and the starred name (*) is my favourite of the nominees.

Click here to check out all of Spencer’s TLDNW reviews before the big day. Continue reading

TLDNW: Spotlight

We’re all aware of the phrase TLDNR (Too Long, Did Not Read) for posts on the Internet. This is a segment called TLDNW (Too Long, Did Not Watch). It’s for people that just don’t have time to go to the movies. Now, I work pretty hard every year to see the entire list of films nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. You probably won’t get to all of them, because I assume you have a social life. Luckily for you, it is my goal in the following weeks to post reviews of the 2016 Oscar-nominated movies so that you can be caught up before the big night.

However, I know even reading a whole review is time-consuming and not for everyone. Many people just look at the star rating and don’t bother with the rest of the review. Even now you’re probably bored of this introduction.

So I’ll make it short and sweet. For every movie I review, I’ll include three sections: 1) A 1-word review, because frankly most people are lazy.  2) A 20-word review so you have things to say about the film when your friends ask if you saw it. 3) An in-depth 500-word review. Continue reading

TLDNW: The Martian

We’re all aware of the phrase TLDNR (Too Long, Did Not Read) for posts on the Internet. This is a segment called TLDNW (Too Long, Did Not Watch). It’s for people that just don’t have time to go to the movies. Now, I work pretty hard every year to see the entire list of films nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. You probably won’t get to all of them, because I assume you have a social life. Luckily for you, it is my goal in the following weeks to post reviews of the 2016 Oscar-nominated movies so that you can be caught up before the big night.

However, I know even reading a whole review is time-consuming and not for everyone. Many people just look at the star rating and don’t bother with the rest of the review. Even now you’re probably bored of this introduction.

So I’ll make it short and sweet. For every movie I review, I’ll include three sections: 1) A 1-word review, because frankly most people are lazy.  2) A 20-word review so you have things to say about the film when your friends ask if you saw it. 3) An in-depth 500-word review. Continue reading

TLDNW: The Big Short

We’re all aware of the phrase TLDNR (Too Long, Did Not Read) for posts on the Internet. This is a segment called TLDNW (Too Long, Did Not Watch). It’s for people that just don’t have time to go to the movies. Now, I work pretty hard every year to see the entire list of films nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. You probably won’t get to all of them, because I assume you have a social life. Luckily for you, it is my goal in the following weeks to post reviews of the 2016 Oscar-nominated movies so that you can be caught up before the big night.

However, I know even reading a whole review is time-consuming and not for everyone. Many people just look at the star rating and don’t bother with the rest of the review. Even now you’re probably bored of this introduction.

So I’ll make it short and sweet. For every movie I review, I’ll include three sections: 1) A 1-word review, because frankly most people are lazy.  2) A 20-word review so you have things to say about the film when your friends ask if you saw it. 3) An in-depth 500-word review. Continue reading

Spring Training Storylines: Drew Hutchison

After a memorable run to the ALCS, it has been one of the most intriguing offseasons in the history of the Toronto Blue Jays. A front-office shakeup, the contract status of two beloved stars, and questions as to where the team stands among the MLB’s best has provided much fuel for discussion. Thankfully for fans, spring training is upon us, and with that, anticipation is building. Leading up to Opening Day 2016, Taylor Noble will be taking a look at some of the most prominent storylines facing this year’s edition of the Toronto Blue Jays. 

I’m not gambling man, but I would bet that over the past few months Drew Hutchison has become a huge fan of Shania Twain. You have to admit, after having one of the worst seasons of any major league starter last year, “there’s no way but up from here” is something you’d want to hear everyday. Continue reading

The Legacy Of Pablo

I should start this off with a quick disclaimer. Much has been said/discussed/tweeted in regards to Kanye West’s recent antics, for lack of a better word: the Twitter beef, the BILL COSBY INNOCENT debacle, the talk of multi-(like, multi-) million dollar debt. Shoutout Mark Zuckerberg. Point being, there are smarter, more in-the-loop writers than myself who have taken on the latest of Kanye’s non-musical exploits. Instead, I’ve chosen to focus on The Life Of Pablo, West’s latest release, in terms of its musical impact. And besides, it would take weeks for me to organize all of my thoughts on “Kanye the Public Figure” into a coherent piece of writing.

Herein lies the paradox of Kanye West. He’s a larger than life figure, one who is often seen as controversial, abrasive, offensive, or out of touch with non-Kardashian reality. For many, this type of public perception would spell career death. Hell, even Kanye became a pariah following everyone’s favourite instance of stage-storming. So why do we care about him so much? Continue reading

TLDNW: Brooklyn

We’re all aware of the phrase TLDNR (Too Long, Did Not Read) for posts on the Internet. This is a segment called TLDNW (Too Long, Did Not Watch). It’s for people that just don’t have time to go to the movies. Now, I work pretty hard every year to see the entire list of films nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars. You probably won’t get to all of them, because I assume you have a social life. Luckily for you, it is my goal in the following weeks to post reviews of the 2016 Oscar-nominated movies so that you can be caught up before the big night.

However, I know even reading a whole review is time-consuming and not for everyone. Many people just look at the star rating and don’t bother with the rest of the review. Even now you’re probably bored of this introduction.

So I’ll make it short and sweet. For every movie I review, I’ll include three sections: 1) A 1-word review, because frankly most people are lazy.  2) A 20-word review so you have things to say about the film when your friends ask if you saw it. 3) An in-depth 500-word review. Continue reading